It’s been quite a while since I wrote up a parody, but this one was stuck in my brain and refused to vacate the premises until I actually put it to paper. Or to a word processor file, at any rate. It’s a song about the final raid instance of World of Warcraft, so, yeah — might not make a lot of sense to many of you, but it’s still fun.
Party in the ICC (parody of Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA") By Matt Plotecher I hopped off my mount in Icecrown's map Stoked! Close to an aneurysm Welcome to the land of level cap, (boo) until "Cataclysm" Just to be honest, My last raid was Molten Core Look to my right and I see Jania Proudmoore This is all so crazy Gear is all over 270! My tummy's turnin' cause all the Scourge kinda smell sick Too much pressure but I right-click That's when the Vento chat turned on in my headphones And the leader called our spots And we skipped the story plots And the leader said "More dots!" So I get my buffs up They're calling out "tank" And the thunderclaps are set free Tauntin' the shades like yeah Pullin' the wraiths like yeah, And I got my threat up, They're focused on moi The restro shaman's healin' me Yeah, it's a party in the ICC Yeah, it's a party in the ICC Get to The Spire as DPS Everybody's lookin' at me now Like "Who's that bro, that's drawin' aggo? He'll get killed like a Goldshire cow." So hard with my guild not around me It's definitely not a Outland party Cause' all ore drops are saronite What happened to adamantite? Bone Storm is spinnin' and I'm bleedin' from that Coldflame If we wipe now it'll be a shame That's when Marrowgar dropped 2 Emblems of Frost Now it's time for Deathwhisper Then a Gunship Battle tour Finishing with Deathbringer! So I get Thottbot up I'm searching my class Also hittin' up WoWWiki Readin' 'bout Rotface, yeah Checkin' Festergut, yeah And I got add-ons up With my cooldown times Tracking my threat will be easy Yeah, it's a party in the ICC Yeah, it's a party in the ICC Feel like hoppin' in a PuG (like a thug) Gather lots of loot to lug (bags are snug) Something tells me it's worthwhile (in style) As long as we don't get all wiped by Defile! So I put my heals up All on Dreamwalker Here comes a Blistering Zombie Floatin' through orbs like yeah (Emerald Vigor!) Stackin' buffs up like yeah (Healin'!) Now Sindragosa's up Battle for survival Damn Blistering Cold, time to flee (that damn icy grip) Yeah (brr cold), it's a party in the ICC (ouch) Yeah, it's a party in the ICC And now there's the Lich King Just chilling in his throne But then summons Horrors with glee (and Drudge Ghouls) Quakin' the floor like yeah (collasping the floor, yeah) Plaguin' the raid like yeah (stacking us up like yeah) And I got those DOTs on of Plague and Infest I hope we reach Phase 4 quickly (Where the hell is Terenas?) Yeah, it's a party in the ICC Yeah, it's a party in the ICC (Party in the ICC!)