No Plan

(To the tune "No Rain" by Blind Melon)

All I can say is that my life is pretty fun
I like to lay around and catch some sun
And all I will do is read a comic or two
And from my point of view the day is done
Day is done...

I just Gadget to date me, Oh-ho-huh-ho
I'll always be there when she waves
You know I'd like to play in the park today
But Chip says we have people to save

And I don't understand the need for Chip's plan
When the television shows about heros
So all I need to do is to charge in on cue
But now I'm captured--I should've thought it through
It through...it through....it through...

All I can say is that my plan was pretty plain
You don't think it worked well, 'cause I'm under chains
But why complain? But why complain?
I just want someone to save me, Oh-ho-huh-ho
And Monty comes to break me out
You know I like to help round up the bad guys
I trip the boss, and regain some clout
And I'll get some clout
And I'll get some clout
You know I'm really gonna really gonna score some clout
You know there's no doubt


New lyrics <c> copyright 1997 Matt Plotecher