Mice In Black

--What if Disney decided to re-use the Rangers in a new WDTVA show,
featuring Gadget as the lead?--

(To the tune of "Men In Black" by Will Smith)

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
Here come the Mice in Black

GADGET:
It's the M.I.B.'s, uh golly, the M.I.B.'s

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
We premiere in September

GADGET:
Ha Ha Ha
Smooth rodents dress in black, remember that
The dress code printed bold right there in our contracts
You can call me "Gee"...M.I.B.
What it means? Well, beats the heck out of me
And gosh golly, I hope it's okay
My coveralls and goggles thrown away
Talk in fragments. Rapping theme song.
Has W.D.T.V.A. steered us wrong?
But hey we ain't on no "Ranger" mail list
But there's fan pics, web sites, and plenty of fanfics
And now we're here, in this show
But will Disney stand with us this time? I sure hope so.
Um, and

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
Rodentia defenders
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
Series starts in September

GADGET:
Um um um um
Now, from the deepest of the depths of space
Comes the alien race base and our chase case
Cameras pan past ineffective man
But then we RAN to the site to scan it
With the recon, ignoring De-Con
Inspecting all, detecting all, tasty blocks of cheese turn to
     memories
Ain't no plot theories? Let's re-read
Do what we say, but in proper English
Why all grammar we must abolish? I don't wish for it
We don't now, and the chances are slim, that we ever deal
     with the rats of NIMH
So don't be sad, be glad, just remember we bad, and gee
     Dad would be glad
M.I.B.'s rising up the ratings stack

MONTEREY:
(What's it about?)

GADGET:
Mice in Black
Um, and

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
The Mice in Black
Watch the Mice in Black

GADGET:
Let me see you just pitch it with me, just pitch with me,
     just pitch it with me
Come on let me see you just draw with me, just draw
     with me, just draw with me
Come on let me see you just write a script with me, just
     script it with me, write a script with me
Come on and hit the networks. Now cable.

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
Rodentia defenders
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
They ride around on fenders (ohhh yeahhhh)

GADGET:
Gee wilickers, let me tell you this small advice
I know we might seem cute and nice
But trust me, if we ever show bad intentions
Believe me, it's all our new directions
 Cause we say things the writer's write
And we follow the director's sight
But give us a chance, forget the Warners chaps
Show love to the re-use  cause now were
Mice in, now were Mice in

RANGERS (EXCEPT GADGET):
Here come the Mice in Black (Mice in Black)
Rodentia defenders (Furry defenders)
Here come the Mice in Black (ohhh here they come)
This line I can't remember (Why can't I remember?)

Here come the Mice in Black (Ohhh a tad slow)
Rodentia defenders
Here come the Mice in Black
Formerly Rescue Rangers...

New lyrics <c> 1998 Matt Plotecher