C-N-D-R-R (To the tune of "S-E-X-X-Y" by They Might Be Giants) Dressed in stylish clothes... Except for their toes... This is the way... The parody goes: C-N-D-R-R Can't get enough Around the clock I watch 'em non-stop C-N-D-R-R There she is Miss Gadget Hackwrench Hammer in one hand At her workbench C-N-D-R-R R Because they rescue, baby R Because they're rangers, baby And noticed by few Despite all they do They're not in the news From their HQ tree They'll go pretty far Even Gibraltar and Zanzibar C-N-D-R-R All episodes Are now reruns Because they've been pulled From syndication C-N-D-R-R C 'Cause now it's cable's panel D 'Cause they're on Disney's channel No movie as of yet Ticks me off? You bet! So I'll stick with the net... New lyrics copyright 1997 Matt Plotecher